Hesham A Syed

November 10, 2009

Symptom and Prognosis

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Symptom and Prognosis

Remember when we were young? Life was so simple then…..  Symptoms and prognosis:   1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Parkinson’s Disease 

3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Bell ’s Palsy 

4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Early Onset of Alzheimer’s Disease 

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when they call or comes over.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Multiple Sclerosis 

6. Inability to stop thinking about him/ her.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 

7. Insomnia.
Symptoms then: Love
Prognosis now: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

8. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel them when not in their presence.
Symptoms then: Love 
Prognosis now: Schizophrenia

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through the courtesy of a friend

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